I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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