Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
His nipple licking is glorious
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