put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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