u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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