You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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