operation harelip BJ is a go
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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