R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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