Having a random hookup so left but love u
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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