He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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