Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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