That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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