he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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