Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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