another moral hangover. fuck.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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