How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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