Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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