I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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