i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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