i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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