Nicole vs. Life
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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