my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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