He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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