Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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