I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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