I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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