What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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