would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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