What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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