And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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