How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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