who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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