We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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