P.S. I can't hear my feet
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Is Oprah even human
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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