he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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