He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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