she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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