How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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