My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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