So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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