so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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