shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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