She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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