Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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