so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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