it wasn't lemon gatorade
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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