my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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