Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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