I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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