Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
