I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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